I cancelled Christmas.
I could give you a lot of reasons but really it is because the presents suck. It is all about the presents. When I was a kid it was great, now not so much. Things I do not want for Christmas…
Believe it or not I do know what I am doing, no need to remind me.
Please do not pick out clothing for me.
God what ever you do, do not buy me underwear.
No jewelry either.
Gag gifts? Please they are just going to end up at goodwill with the coffee mugs and hair dresser ornaments.
A card is fine, please. I am a good liar but sometime I get a real work out this time of year. I don’t think I can fake any more enthusiasm. If you must give me something, cash is king.